NEWSLETTER

Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In.

Ruth Buzzi is an American actress of theatre, film (over 21 feature films), and television ("Life with Lucy”, "Sesame Street"), who gained worldwide fame as a key cast member on the groundbreaking TV comedy show Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In (1968-73). For her various characters she received five Emmy Awards Nominations, a Golden Globe for Best Female Performer, and voicework in cartoons, an accomplished ventriloquist and a Cleo for best commercial spokesperson. Including, being a NAACP Image Award Recipient for her treatment of people of color in the industry. Her humanity for persons far excels being a consummate comic entertainer and actor. Today, Ruth Buzzi is still active in theatrical arts, fine arts and social awareness Media.

 Because of Ruth Buzzi’s appearance in the year 1999 film documentary by American, film director and producer Rick Sebak: A Hot Dog Program, I sent to her a RoFo HOT DOG Headgear prototype CD-Rom that was inspired because of her presence and the show’s theme. Ruth was gracious to send me an autographed photograph of her. I am still amazed, and she is still a grand woman.

ROFO PURSUES NATIONAL
& INTERNATIONAL PUBLICITY

National and Intercontinental coverage continue to feature Artist RoFo’s (a.k.a. American Inventor and Artist Randall Flann’s) unique worldwide known Beverage Dispensing Headgear. During this era and years to come, RoFo BevDisHeadgear are in sports, trendy, popular, professional magazines, news publications, web sites, on television networks’ commentary and via other Media formats.

Since the concept, hand-crafted prototypes and receiving on Tuesday, October 19, 1999, a U.S. Patent, U.S. Patent number: 5966743, Office Européen des Brevets (European Patent Office) Publication number: WO9939598 (A1) and the Office de la Proprit Intellectuelle du Canada, an agency of Industry Canada (Canada’s PATSCAN) Official document for the SUBSTANCE dispensing HEADGEAR. The patented invention trademark name: RoFo Headgear(™) has become a galactic beverage holding juggernaut in the world.

Randall “Randy” Flann’s unabashed quirky persona and his relentless unconventional efforts to generate publicity for the RoFo BevDisHeadgear, to gain marketing and access to places to exploit for another name of the RoFo BevDisHeadgear, the RoFo Noggin Tapper™, where other persons would not dare to venture has received global nicknames accolades:  RōFō, Madman Flann, FirkinHead, a.k.a. Mad Randall Flann… World’s Most Famous Unknown Person™.

Through a wide variety of Media, the approach made it possible for Europeans, Asians, Africans and Americans alike to be entertained, enlightened and educated about the RoFo BevDisHeadgear otherwise named as the Hops-on-Tops, Head Tap, Beerskin Cap, Groggin Noggin, Coors d’oeurve, Head-O-Beer, 10 Gallon Haircut, and Brew-Ha-Ha (courtesy from ABC.com. Patently Weird: Beer You Can Wear. Brew on the Brain by Teresa Riordan).  

 A few of the contributors to the fame of the RoFo BevDisHeadgear: OYSTER, an avant-garde fashion magazine / AUSTRALIA, gear / U.S.A., For him magazine / England, Ireland connections / Ireland, for him magazine / USA, hot press/ Ireland, Sunday world / Ireland, three D world / Australia, super street / U.S.A., drive / U.S.A., auto week / U.S.A., kilKenny people / Ireland, unlimited: action, adventure and good times / U.S.A., Sports Link - Australia’s business magazine / Australia. for him magazine / Portugal. On the internet: www.ABCnews.com, www.Harleyvillage.it, and www.OnMilwaukee.com.

 Harley-Davidson 100th Anniversary Celebration RoFo introduces the RoFo BIG TWIN MOTORCYCLE Headgear.

Multitudes of World H.O.G.S, Bike Riders and Harley faithful, returned to Milwaukee, Wisconsin on August 28 – 31, 2003. They made the pilgrimage to Milwaukee to join in the raucous 100th Anniversary Celebration of the creation of their beloved Harley-Davidson Motorcycle. For RoFo Enterprise, Corporation it was a chance to highlight the newest prototype, the RoFo BIG TWIN MOTORCYCLE Headgear. “Madman” Flann wore the new beverage dispenser headgear to the amusement and curiosity of the throngs of Harleyites. This prototype features a stylized Jet Black frame, Fiery Red `Fatboy/Fatbob–esque’ gas tank, and Fluorescent Chrome-like accessories and engine.

Although not currently available for purchase, the RoFo BIG TWIN MOTORCYCLE Headgear, now named the RoFo MOTORCYCLE BevDisHeadgear, was a huge hit. Reported rave reviews from bikers and motorcycle publications representing all America, from France, Ireland, Africa, Germany, Switzerland, China, Russia, Peru, Scotland, and Japan. ”I was quite inspired and very pleased with the responses”, Flann reported to the Global Medias that were covering the Festivities’. “Most of the Attendees and Media first referred to it as a helmet, until Flann informed them that it was a functional beverage dispenser. The Harley outing was a great boost to the RoFo team, and coverage of the RoFo BIG TWIN MOTORCYCLE Headgear was spectacular.

A disappointing note: Since being presence at the Harley-Davidson 100th Anniversary and it’s five year anniversaries… after dusk the event turns into a gathering of mostly of loud, obnoxious drunks, lewd behavior and rowdiness. At that time… I lose all common and decent respect for all international Harley-Davidson Motorcycle owners and riders.

 I want to Honor deceased Champion UFC Fighter Evan Loyd Tanner (February 11, 1971 – c. September 5, 2008) who I had the personal privilege to converse with and be photographed with in Milwaukee, Wisconsin during the Harley-Davidson 105th Anniversary Celebration (August 28 through 31) 2008. Before his extremely untimely death by Hyperthermia in the desert of Palo Verde Valley, Calif. Evan planned that my website: www.RoFoHeadgear.com be mentioned on his blog: www.spike.com/blog/evan-tanners-lost/68803 and www.spike.com/profile/Evan_Tanner. To avoid any and all lawsuits against me pertaining to the unwarranted and unauthorized use of Mr. Evan Tanners’ name and likeness, association with the Tanner Family, www.MTV.com, www.SPIKE.com, the UFC,  the WEC and all other affiliations throughout the universe I am forced to rename my RoFo Headgear beverage dispenser  prototype from its original chosen title/s: RoFo EVAN TANNER commemorative BevDisHeadgear, and/or the RoFo EVAN TANNER AWARD BevDisHeadgear to the lesser obvious and lesser controversial combative current generic title… RoFo MIXED FIGHTING ARTS COMPETITOR BevDisHeadgear.

SPORTS HEADGEAR HIGHLIGHTS ROFO BevDisHeadgear LINE

Although new concepts are constantly being explored and tried, it is the Sports styles of the RoFo BevDisHeadgear that adapts to both youth and adult Markets. Four of the first five prototypes hand crafted by Artist and Inventor RoFo, were of a sports theme, and designed to entice the most die-hard Sports demanding and fanatic to take a RoFo BevDisHeadgear to the big activity.

 The Baseball, Gridiron Football, Hockey Puck, Formula 1, Stock Car and Fútbol (Worldwide Soccer) versions of the RoFo BevDisHeadgear are cool enough to stand out in any crowd, and compact enough to make sure the big angry person behind you cannot see all the action. Each version can hold up to approximately 2 liters (5½ fluid ounces / pints) of your favorite nonalcohol beverage. The Product is a Nonalcohol Beverage Dispenser. This statement protects RoFo Enterprise, Corporation against frivolous lawsuits pertaining to the unwarranted use of alcohol associated with the product - including freedom from responsibility for its misuse. RoFo BevDisHeadgear is appropriate for children 16 years old and older.

Tailgaters will appreciate the simple way to bring your beverage along, keeping your hands free, to toss a Gridiron Football, Snag a Baseball, or Boot a Fútbol ball (Soccer ball) across the parking lot.

RoFo Headgear ‘s universal popularity is part of a Global Family trend, the World-Wide Appeal of American Pop Popular Culture that is exposed through films, television, fast food, soft drinks, fashion, music and products. RoFo BevDisHeadgear is now a part of that culture. Considered a significant innovation, that the National Museum of American History, Community Life Section Department of the Smithsonian Institute confirmed to Mr. Flann that when the RoFo BevDisHeadgear is a public consumer commodity, that an article about the acceptance and popularity of this newest icon in American culture will be published in its Media. Other American Icons include the Skateboard, the Hula Hoop, the Etcher-Sketch™, the Barbie Doll™, the Slinky™, and the Cheesehead™. RoFo BevDisHeadgear inspires thoughts, and visions of a younger, youthful time, full of hopes, possibility, unseen exploration, amusing surprises, and never ending boundless wondering and discoveries. A place one imagines anything can and it could come true.

NEWS & NOTES

During the year, 2004 completed another prototype - the RoFo INFORGADG (computer appearance) Headgear. There is enough space on the monitor to place your own logo, pictures, cheat sheets and data. This is a great way to promote yourself and post your vital statistics at sporting events, Sci-Fi Conventions, Gen Con, Sac-Con, Anime Con, Comic Con, Pensacola Rock Culture Con, Dragon Con, DEF Con Hacking Conventions corporate, religious gatherings, family reunions, college, non sanctioned college parties, and at an intimate Soirée. Hubba, Hubba, Hubba!!! It’s an eco-friendly (Green) refreshment machine. Moreover, while you’re at Starbucks (not my first choice) and stand out anywhere a computer group and technosexuals may be. It truly is… a nerds’ world.

Hot Dog! Get your Hot Dog! To commemorate and immortalize American’s Number 0NE, All-Time Favorite, Perfect Food, there is – the RoFo HOTDOG BevDisHeadgear with RoFo Mustard and Relish Motific Spigot. Having a hot dog after this… will never be quite the same. And remember, “If you Ketchup – you MUSTARD!!”

During America’s past time game Baseball occurs (you’d think it would be gridiron football), look for another RoFo BevDisHeadgear sighting! RoFo Enterprise, Corporation’s Owner, President, CEO and Janitor Randall “Randy” Flann was an on-camera Extra in the year 2004 movie “Mr. 3000” that starred Mr. Bernie Mac, Angela Basset, Dondre T. Whitfield and Brian White, filmed partially in Milwaukee. Wisconsin.

The film is a Touchstone Pictures’ production, which is distribution by Walt Disney Pictures. In the flick, Flann wears his RoFo BASEBALL Headgear in the film. Always a unique personality, Randy once again had found a way to get publicity for his dynamic functionally fun beverage dispensing headgear. During the two days of filming, Bernie Mac personally acknowledged to Randy his unconventional fluid-holding fedora.

A disappointing note: During the end of the final day of the baseball fan crowd scene, a beautiful black American D. A. (Director’s Assistant) invited me to be exclusively photographed with Mr. Bernie Mac while I worn the RoFo BASEBALL Headgear beverage dispenser. Unfortunately, Flann explained to Touchstone Pictures Production Company’s D. A. that he reclined her offer, because he would have only been interested to ask Mr. Mac to invest in his minority-owned corporation to manufacture the Headgear merchandise. Randy missed an opportunity that he truly, truly regrets even to this day. Now the American actor and comedian… Bernard Jeffrey McCullough (October 5, 1957 – August 9, 2008) better known by his stage name, Bernie Mac, is no longer with us.

On Wednesday, January 30, 2008 during NBC Television Network’s The Tonight Show with Jay Leno… 

Jay demonstrated the RoFo GRIDIRON FOOTBALL Headgear beverage dispenser on a segment entitled “Real Super Bowl Party Products.” See PRODUCTS page.

In the year 2008 on the forth and last day of Harley-Davidson 105th Anniversary Celebration in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, I attended the closing musical act. During which a representative of the Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Company called to the stage area and obtained as much information and documents about my RoFo BIG TWIN MOTORCYCLE Headgear / RoFo MOTORCYCLE BevDisHeadgear as possible. A year and a half-later… Harley came out with a muffler and exhaust pipe sign exactly as the one I designed on my creation. The Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Company between years 2004 through 2005 earned revenue over four billion dollars. My stolen creation contributed to their profits. Years later, the same company both laid-off and fired hundreds of its American employees.  

The Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Company is known for stealing {utilizing} other motorcycle designer’s original ideas and mock-ups. The common Harley-Davidson Motorcycle owner, rider and enthusiast isn’t interested and doesn’t care to know about the internal business practices of the Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Company. The purchasers and fans of Harley-Davidson Motorcycle merchandise is only interested in owning and showing off thier the pride of their H-D Motorcycle product/s. I, being a businessperson deal with the business of business. William G. Davidson, usually referred to as "Willie G.", is the senior vice president & chief styling officer of Harley-Davidson Motor Company. He’s also the head of Harley-Davidson's Willie G. Davidson Product Development Center in Wauwatosa, Wisconsin. While being generally responsible for approving Harley-Davidson motorcycle designs, he has also personally designed several motorcycles for Harley-Davidson.

Willie Davidson was the one person that authorized the new motorcycle designs for his company. In year 2004, I was shocked and angry to see that the Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Company reproduced my RoFo BIG TWIN MOTORCYCLE Headgear / RoFo MOTORCYCLE BevDisHeadgear to the letter. For the Harley-Davidson model year 2004, the Sportster models receive rubber engine mounting, a new frame, and a wider rear tire. In addition, after 100 years of the same consistent exhaust pipe system, the Sportster models received a new exhaust pipe design. Some Sportster models receive a redesigned gas tank, ALL taken off from my original RoFo BIG TWIN MOTORCYCLE Headgear / RoFo MOTORCYCLE BevDisHeadgear. After that time, I nicknamed Willie G. Davidson, Willie the “Weasel” Davidson, for the militated and unmitigated unspoken practice of stealing ideas form persons and companies and profiting from it. I called his office and told his secretary I wanted to tell him to his face he was a lousy S.O.B. for stealing my motorcycle design, but I never received a call back from that narcissistic, self-righteous, small arrogant old S.O.B.

I explained on motorcycle websites and blogs what happened and instead of mature, rational correspondence, non-business persons demonized me over a situation. These same persons defended Willie G. Davidson persona to that status of a god. During the same year, to express my connection with Harley-Davidson I purchased a 3" stainless steel rivet customized with my name and a statement that appears on a curved steel wall on the grounds of the Harley-Davidson Museum. My angst reads; "DAVIDSON STOLE MY 2003 CYCLE DESIGN RANDALL D. FLANN." To this day, I appreciate that my rivet is a lasting part the Harley-Davidson Museum.

Year 2011.

 August. Because of my compassionate and unselfish actions in assisting an elderly man by clearing off his car caked with several inches of snow in January of 2011, I received as an act of moral compensation from a McDonald’s Restaurant Assistant manager in West Allis (Milwaukee), Wisconsin, the offer of any complimentary food item from the menu in McDonald’s Restaurant’s establishment. I was so surprised, humbled and inspired by the Assistant manager’s actions, that I designed a RoFo McDONALD’S RESTAURANT’S HISTORY BevDisHeadgear as my way of Thanking the entire McDonald’s Corporation for hiring employee’s the world can be proud of.
See CONCEPT page.

Did you know… that the very first origin McDonald’s corporate clown character mascot Ronald McDonald was Mr. Willard Herman Scott, Jr. (born March 7, 1934) who is an American media personality and author best known for his television work on NBC's The Today Show and as the creator of the Ronald McDonald character. Mr. Willard Scott’s monikker’s Ronald McDonald persona aired in year 1963 in the first three prerecorded television advertisements on NBC and CBS television network stations. Ronald McDonaldhad instant public appeal.

September. I designed the RoFo ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK BevDisHeadgear as a commemoratory action to the American iconic Hostess with the mostest showing bad Horror genre movies. The terror compere persona, ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK was purely fashioned by Cassandra Peterson. See CONCEPT page. In addition, I constructed the RoFo ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK Logo, utilizing Cassandra’s Curvaceous Classy Chassis.

 Year 2012.

 Artist, Inventor and President of RoFo Enterprise, Corporation has created the following prototypes: RoFo FORMULA ONE SUPERSPEEDWAY BevDisHeadgear, RoFo Stock Car SUPERSPEEDWAY BevDisHeadgear, andRoFo MIXED FIGHTING ARTS COMPETITOR BevDisHeadgear.

During year 2012, the national and transnational commercial media systems are featuring these newest RoFo BevDisHeadgears. To read about them, use the search engines; check out specific international magazines and web sites. In addition, listen to the radio for reports.

The groups responsible for covering the RoFo Beverage Dispensing Headgears: Formula 1 updates, Race Car information resources, UFC, MMA and most other forms of major combat arts media, college networks, fashion bulletins, sports newscasts, American culture, and fan-based blogs, general interest stories, trend community broadcasts and avant-garde news summaries.

Hey! Tell Us What You Think
RoFo Enterprise, Corporation appreciates and welcomes RoFo website Viewer and RoFo BevDisHeadgear Wearer’s Feedback. This can include questions, interesting anecdotes, or even your suggestions regarding the newest, Elaborate, Nostalgic and Futuristic RoFo BevDisHeadgear concepts. By listening to our valued viewers and customers, we can guarantee the innovative ideas will continue to flow. Do not miss your chance to help us customize your favorite Sports Symbols, College Emblems, Leisure Time Signs, and Corporate Logos into RoFo BevDisHeadgear that will make RoFo Enterprise, Corporation a success and you remembered.

RoFo Enterprise, Corporation anticipates increased national and international corporate sales and distribution contracts during the next calendar years. The analysis reflects previous and present global notoriety regarding the various RoFo BevDisHeadgear. The company receives continuous emails and telephone calls from national and global individuals, public corporations, private businesses and from the professional communities that expresses their likes and interest about RoFo BevDisHeadgear innovations.

Randall Flann a.k.a. Artist RoFo, and RoFo Enterprise, Corporation first, Thanks you for your interest in RoFo BevDisHeadgear and we encourage your emails and correspondences. We enjoy reading your responses, comments and ideas about the RoFo BevDisHeadgear products. Continue to click onto www.rofoheadgear.com to share your thoughts, ideas, and opinions about the RoFo BevDisHeadgear products and future RoFo designs.

 RoFo Newsletter Writers: Randall Flann, Laura and Terry Landowski.